Cookie-Man!

May 24, 2013 at 9:26pm
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Anonymous asked: why does no one ever include the p

P as in pan or p as in poly?

9:14pm
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ruraljackdaw:

psilentasincjelli:

ruraljackdaw:

voyagesofabookworm:

thatwhoviansynesthete:

wearejohnlocked:

hungarian:

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

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how do you hashtag ??????

hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt

wait

what… what do American keyboards look like then?

oh

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9:07pm
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does anyone find it really fucking annoying and not cute when straight people “cant remember” the LGBTQI acronym and go “um lgbugfthguthkafj.. u know, alphabet soup… i just cant remember all those letter, anyways blah blah blah” 

whatever dude, u memorized the fucking hail mary in your sunday school, try a little harder, because here we are talking about living and valid human beings 

6:42pm
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stfuconservatives:

Bloomberg Business has an exciting new promotion: Parents are invited to use a ripoff someecard to tell their recent college graduate to move the fuck out. Bonus: 12 free issues of Bloomberg Businessweek! Because reading about business will make you better at finding a job.
I wanted to see what kind of life-changing career advice they were offering, and here’s one of the most popular videos from their front page: Why can’t McDonald’s serve Egg McMuffins all day? When you move out and buy a house and car and pay back your student loans early on your McDonald’s salary, you’ll have Bloomberg Businessweek to thank!!!
So do get it, recent grads? It’s your fault the economy is in the tank. Because you’re a drain on the economy for taking out college loans and being unable to find a job that pays above minimum wage after your graduate. Because you caused the housing bubble and the bank meltdowns. Because your generation are the ones in Congress letting Wall Street CEOs slide and not increasing the minimum wage and rewarding mega-corporations with tax writeoffs. Oh, wait, that was your parents! Tee hee. Move out, slacker!
This actually reminded me of one of my favorite Onion articles: Study finds college education leaves most graduates unprepared to carry entire American economic recovery
(Bonus points for anyone else who snickered that they abbreviate themselves to BBW)

stfuconservatives:

Bloomberg Business has an exciting new promotion: Parents are invited to use a ripoff someecard to tell their recent college graduate to move the fuck out. Bonus: 12 free issues of Bloomberg Businessweek! Because reading about business will make you better at finding a job.

I wanted to see what kind of life-changing career advice they were offering, and here’s one of the most popular videos from their front page: Why can’t McDonald’s serve Egg McMuffins all day? When you move out and buy a house and car and pay back your student loans early on your McDonald’s salary, you’ll have Bloomberg Businessweek to thank!!!

So do get it, recent grads? It’s your fault the economy is in the tank. Because you’re a drain on the economy for taking out college loans and being unable to find a job that pays above minimum wage after your graduate. Because you caused the housing bubble and the bank meltdowns. Because your generation are the ones in Congress letting Wall Street CEOs slide and not increasing the minimum wage and rewarding mega-corporations with tax writeoffs. Oh, wait, that was your parents! Tee hee. Move out, slacker!

This actually reminded me of one of my favorite Onion articles: Study finds college education leaves most graduates unprepared to carry entire American economic recovery

(Bonus points for anyone else who snickered that they abbreviate themselves to BBW)

6:33pm
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i wont stop 

6:00pm
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lol, have u all met old economy steve yet??

this is amazing

5:36pm
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5:35pm
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petition to push Richard Dawkins into the ocean

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5:32pm
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I have energy today

weeeeiiiiirrrdddd

2:13pm
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Just went into a coffee shop and asked if i could buy a pound of beans and the coffee person had NO IDEA what i was talking about “… um.. beans??? Do u mean like for food??… um im not suuure”
I came out to the car and plucked another gray wiry hair out

12:12pm
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Oranges and green tea and the painful excitement of not having to stress eat and giving a shit again
Summer

May 23, 2013 at 3:56pm
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LOL

LOL

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3:48pm
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soulbrotherv2:

Homeless Teen Graduates At Top Of Her High School Classby Ruth Manuel-Logan

Even though Chelesa Fearce (pictured) was homeless for most of her high school years, the young dynamo will still manage to graduate high school with honors on Thursday as its star student and the class valedictorian, reports WSBTV.
During Fearce’s high school years, her and her family experienced multiple evictions because her mother, Reenita Shephard, had unsteady employment. 
Consequently, Fearce would often find herself having to read books in the dark with just her cell phone light illuminating the pages at local shelters. Fearce told WSBTV, “I just told myself to keep working, because the future will not be like this anymore,” she said. “You’re worried about your home life and then worried at school.” [Continue reading.]


what an incredible capacity 

soulbrotherv2:

Homeless Teen Graduates At Top Of Her High School Class
by Ruth Manuel-Logan

Even though Chelesa Fearce (pictured) was homeless for most of her high school years, the young dynamo will still manage to graduate high school with honors on Thursday as its star student and the class valedictorian, reports WSBTV.

During Fearce’s high school years, her and her family experienced multiple evictions because her mother, Reenita Shephard, had unsteady employment. 

Consequently, Fearce would often find herself having to read books in the dark with just her cell phone light illuminating the pages at local shelters. Fearce told WSBTV, “I just told myself to keep working, because the future will not be like this anymore,” she said. “You’re worried about your home life and then worried at school.” [Continue reading.]

what an incredible capacity 

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3:41pm
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alienated-martian-child:

ithurielswings:

That awful moment when you learn that this wasn’t scripted. That Will Smith’s character was actually supposed to brush off the whole thing, but Will’s father actually had left him when he was younger and he just fell apart on the set and the hug at the end was from one actor to another, not one character to another. 

The feelings man:/

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There are only two types of men who are upset that they need permission before they can have sex: rapists and potential rapists.

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